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Author: Dorothy Rosby

I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.

Wisdom for Dummies

December 30, 2021December 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

As the designated driver at every party I go to, I can only guess that the alcohol allows the revelers to forget the worst of the past year and start the new one off just […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 21, 2021December 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Think long and hard before buying a loved one a personal care item like a nose hair clipper or a tube of cellulite reduction cream. If after careful consideration, you still think it’s a good […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Later on we’ll perspire, cuz it’s warm by the fire. Plus, we’re afraid of the plans that we’ve made, walking in a winter wonderland.  

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December 2, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

The reason we northerners call people who go south in the winter snow birds is because it’s nicer than calling them snow chickens.

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November 24, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I’m thankful for that little pop-up thingy in the turkey. I wish I could put one of those in my meatloaf.  

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November 16, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Chargers and power cords have taken over our home like bindweed. I can’t get rid of them because I don’t know what they’re all for.

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November 8, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

The average American spends 153 days of their life looking for misplaced items—keys, shoes, homework. There are days I can’t find my couch.

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November 5, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I picked my cellphone’s tone called Morning Light for my alarm because a gentle voice telling me breakfast is ready isn’t one of the choices.

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October 28, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

People who can go through haunted houses and not jump have sluggish reflexes and probably shouldn’t operate motorized vehicles.

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September 3, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I think that airport message, “Passenger Joe Schmo! Flight number 1234 is now boarding at gate number 56. Doors will be closing in 3 minutes,” would be better if they added a little encouragement. “Run […]

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