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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Just When You Thought Glenn Beck Couldn’t be More “Disturbed”

July 26, 2011July 26, 2011 lbwoodgate

Showing once again that there is little brain matter in his skull, Glenn Beck has insulted the victims and parents of those who were killed by Christian right-wing extremist Anders Behring Breivik at the Labour […]

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3 CommentsFiction, PoliticsGlenn Beck insanity, Oslo tragedy

WWJS? – Where Would Jesus Shop?

July 23, 2011 lbwoodgate

  Apparently the son of God can be found in the extra wide aisles of Walmart.  At least that may be the assumption for Jacob Simmons of Anderson County, South Carolina.  Yes! South Carolina.  Where […]

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5 CommentsFictionjesus image, wal-mart receipt with jesus

If the Truth Be Known – A Fantasy

July 23, 2011July 23, 2011 lbwoodgate

  A lady seeking advice from “Prudie” of the Dear Prudence column on what to do about the accidental death of her neighbor’s cat that she ran over, was advised to keep the crime to […]

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2 CommentsFictiondear prudence advice, grumpy old neighbor

A Pie for Mr. Murdoch

July 19, 2011July 19, 2011 lbwoodgate

The Mrs. says no way Jose and literally saves face for Rupert Murdoch, or to be precise,  saves his face from whatever is in that “cream pie”. It’s pretty sad when someone a foot smaller […]

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6 CommentsPoliticscream pie at hearings, Rupert Murdoch, Wendi Deng

Get Ye Behind Me Lady Liberty

July 16, 2011July 16, 2011 lbwoodgate

Did you know, according to the right Reverend John Benefiel, that “we practice idolatry in America in ways that we don’t even recognize.”   According to this holy roller, anyone who recognizes the  Statue of Liberty […]

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5 CommentsFictionbible beliefs, evil American symbols, idolatry, Lady Liberty

“What the hell you mean you’re outta beer!”

July 14, 2011July 14, 2011 lbwoodgate

  The one constituency you don’t want to piss off while fixing state budgets are the beer drinkers in your state.  Austerity programs in Minnesota that remove employees who process the paper work by which […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Politicsbeer ban

How We Deal with Death When It Is Least Expected

July 10, 2011July 10, 2011 lbwoodgate

When people close to us are taken without expectation, how we deal with our grief depends on how we view life. It seems like there has been an unusual number of incidences in the news […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifedealing with tragic death

Love Bites

July 9, 2011July 9, 2011 lbwoodgate

    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth I can sink my teeth into your new girl friend’s earlobe. My soul can become […]

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6 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsjealous lover, spurned woman

Kids Find the Darndest Things

July 8, 2011July 8, 2011 lbwoodgate

It has recently been reported that a primary school in Uganda was using an unexploded mortar bomb as a bell – FOR THREE YEARS! Fortunately the device was discovered before being detonated and removed by […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Funbomb gong, glass bong

Homophobia is the Real Abomination

July 5, 2011July 5, 2011 lbwoodgate

  Editor’s Note: A serious post worth reading and sharing! I recently watched the 2007 documentary “For the Bible Tells Me So”which addresses the cultural perception of homosexuality in America as it does in many […]

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10 CommentsLifestylechristian intolerance, gay rights, homophobia

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