Perry Invokes “God” Rule
How dare they over rule me. In an LA Times news report by David Savage we learn that the “U.S. Supreme Court stopped Texas officials Thursday evening from executing a Houston murderer who was […]
Author: lbwoodgate
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
Sending the Wrong Message?
Billboard on a major U.S. highway coming into Denton, Texas This is only funny until it isn’t. All it takes is the wrong depressed individual to see this on the worst day of their […]
Sleepless in Texas
Dear PeakLife, manufacturer of Somnapure, please quit utilizing lovely looking and busty women to get me to click onto your on-line ads that claim they are an “all natural sleep aid [that’s] helping thousands of Americans […]
Whose Esteem Are We talking About?
You’ve heard about the notion that pets tend to take on the looks of their owners. Well some people have taken it a step further and anthropomorphised their feelings and attitudes onto their pets. In […]
Rick Perry: No Smarter Than a Texas 5th Grader
I think we’re going to get a lot of mileage out of Perry’s foot-in-mouth remarks during this presidential campaign While pressing the flesh in New Hampshire in his campaign for the presidency, Rick Perry of […]
FDA Imitating Cigarette Messaging Technique
In a surreal announcement by lawyers representing the tobacco industry, complainants are crying foul because the FDA is making them post unpleasant pictures of smokers on cigarette packages they say exaggerate the claim about the […]
Revenge of the Bizarre Kind
The daily crime blotter report in today’s Denton Record-Chronicle has an incident that suggests a mad prankster may be loose in the community. It was reported that a man shopping at a Lowe’s Home […]
Going Over to the Dark Side
I may be becoming a Tea Party thinker. You know, the type that thinks we ought to tank the economy to save it or those who thought the deficit had nothing to do with […]
The Unrecognized Joy and Humor of (New) Fatherhood
“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby […]
Ode to Life, or “It is What It Is”
Do not cry for me when I am gone Instead drink wine and fill the room with song For I’ve lived the life I was given Even though I have done some things wrong And […]