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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Perry Invokes “God” Rule

September 16, 2011September 16, 2011 lbwoodgate

  How dare they over rule me.   In an LA Times news report by David Savage we learn that the “U.S. Supreme Court stopped Texas officials Thursday evening from executing a Houston murderer who was […]

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8 CommentsFiction

Sending the Wrong Message?

September 8, 2011September 8, 2011 lbwoodgate

Billboard on a major U.S. highway coming into Denton, Texas   This is only funny until it isn’t.  All it takes is the wrong depressed individual to see this on the worst day of their […]

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1 CommentFiction, Uncategorizedbillboard advertising, public advertising, sending suicide message

Sleepless in Texas

September 8, 2011September 8, 2011 lbwoodgate

Dear PeakLife, manufacturer of Somnapure, please quit utilizing lovely looking and busty women to get me to click onto your on-line ads that claim they are an “all natural sleep aid [that’s] helping thousands of Americans […]

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10 CommentsGood Clean Funsexual enticement ads, sleeping aids

Whose Esteem Are We talking About?

August 28, 2011 lbwoodgate

You’ve heard about the notion that pets tend to take on the looks of their owners.  Well some people have taken it a step further and anthropomorphised their feelings and attitudes onto their pets. In […]

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12 CommentsRelationshipsneutering, pet self-esteem

Rick Perry: No Smarter Than a Texas 5th Grader

August 18, 2011August 19, 2011 lbwoodgate

I think we’re going to get a lot of mileage out of Perry’s foot-in-mouth remarks during this presidential campaign While pressing the flesh in New Hampshire in his campaign for the presidency, Rick Perry of […]

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8 CommentsPoliticscreationism, evolution, Rick Perry

FDA Imitating Cigarette Messaging Technique

August 17, 2011August 17, 2011 lbwoodgate

In a surreal announcement by lawyers representing the tobacco industry, complainants are crying foul because the FDA is making them post unpleasant pictures of smokers  on cigarette packages they say exaggerate the claim about the […]

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1 CommentLifestyleFDA ads imitate reality

Revenge of the Bizarre Kind

August 16, 2011August 16, 2011 lbwoodgate

  The daily crime blotter report in today’s Denton Record-Chronicle has an incident that suggests a mad prankster may be loose in the community. It was reported that a man shopping at a Lowe’s Home […]

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6 CommentsFictioneco-terrorist, prankster, revenge of the ketchup, weird revenge

Going Over to the Dark Side

August 13, 2011 lbwoodgate

  I may be becoming a Tea Party thinker.  You know, the type that thinks we ought to tank the economy to save it or those who thought the deficit had nothing to do with […]

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3 CommentsPoliticstea party madness

The Unrecognized Joy and Humor of (New) Fatherhood

July 31, 2011July 31, 2011 lbwoodgate

“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdads raising kids, fatherhood, new parent, parenting skills

Ode to Life, or “It is What It Is”

July 27, 2011 lbwoodgate

Do not cry for me when I am gone Instead drink wine and fill the room with song For I’ve lived the life I was given Even though I have done some things wrong And […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsliving life fully, no regrets

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