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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Jim Morrison – Senior Citizen

July 3, 2011July 3, 2011 lbwoodgate

Much is going across the internet today recognizing that Jim Morrison of “The Doors” fame passed  away 40 years ago on July 3rd, 1971.  His music out lives him as is the case with all […]

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2 CommentsLifestyleaging, Doors, humor, Jim Morrison

The Crime of Flatulence

July 2, 2011July 2, 2011 lbwoodgate

  Is this man guilty of a crime? I’m not quite sure how to take this story.  An anchor for the local FOX affiliate in Cleveland was presenting a story when she cracked up about […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Funfarts, man arrested farting, passing gas

How well do you know your neighbor?

June 30, 2011June 30, 2011 lbwoodgate

How good of a neighbor are you?  Are you familiar enough with them to know for certain if they were to pack up and leave, you would know about it?   Consider those who lived […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Funbad neighbors, bodies, crimes, Death, humor, murder

Get ‘em While They’re Young

June 23, 2011June 27, 2011 lbwoodgate

It appears marketing specialists within some corporate domains like coal and natural gas have finally figured a strategy to offset negative public images of their products – change the public’s image at the formative years. […]

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4 CommentsFictioncorporate influence, impressionable young minds

A Little (very little) Jocular American Humor

June 4, 2011June 4, 2011 lbwoodgate

  Humor is as old as mankind itself.  It is likely that cave dwellers, while hunting for food, would play a prank on the youngest member by somehow getting him to step in or apply […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor and the founding fathers, life and humor in colonial days

But Mommy Let Me Do It!

May 31, 2011June 1, 2011 lbwoodgate

Here’s one of those news items that flash past you with all the bigger more important things as you peruse the headlines that makes you do a double take and then stop you in your […]

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4 CommentsRelationshipsdivorce, male immaturity, video games

Crazy Love

May 24, 2011May 24, 2011 lbwoodgate

Here’s one that came to me via an e-mail and was just too funny not to share.  Enjoy (click on image to hear opening song for Benny & Joon) Just because someone doesn’t love you […]

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9 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipscrazy love

What if There is No Rapture Today?

May 21, 2011May 21, 2011 lbwoodgate

Believing that Harold Camping is of sound mind and sorely misunderstood by the rest of the world I have taken a leap of faith and resolved some needed issues here before I am carried away.  […]

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4 CommentsFictionapocalyptic reconciliations, confessing our sins, the rapture

Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

May 19, 2011May 20, 2011 lbwoodgate

  For those of you faithful to the belief that you are a member of the one true religion and have done your fair share of berating Muslims, gays and frightened, naive girls at abortion […]

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6 CommentsFictionapocalypse party, end times, Mayan calendar prediction, the rapture

It’s SlutWalk Weather — Bring It On!

May 17, 2011March 5, 2012 lbwoodgate

Are these young ladies inviting you to have forced sex with them? The key word is “forced”. A lot of men might think they are.  A police officer up in  Toronto suggested that such attire […]

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8 CommentsLifestylesexual arousal, slutwalk

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