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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Tidbits and Considerations: Osama, Bush and the Tea Party

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 lbwoodgate

Show Us the Money   Slate.com writer Annie Lowry comments on the $25 million reward for Osama bin Laden “For much of the past 10 years, the United States has been offering a reward of […]

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1 CommentPoliticsbush verbal blunders, New York's 26th congressional district, reward for osama bin laden

Religion, Conspiracies and Elvis: Why I Can’t Jump on Board With Most of This Nonsense

May 3, 2011June 27, 2011 lbwoodgate

I feel pretty certain that I will be forgiven by those family members, friends and acquaintances who feel my “blasphemy” here has stepped over the line because they understand that the extraordinary faith they abide […]

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9 CommentsLifestyleconspiracy theories, fact vs. fiction, fantasy worlds

“Don’t Bogart that joint ya’ crazy wing-nut”

May 1, 2011May 1, 2011 lbwoodgate

A picture can often convey meanings that were never intended.  But it’s a lot of fun to pretend.  What if a bunch of Republican governors sneaked off during during their annual conference to smoke pot […]

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2 CommentsFictionGOP humor, GOP pot smokers

Hey man! Where’d you learn to drive?

April 28, 2011April 28, 2011 lbwoodgate

How many times have you wondered if some people got their license out of a cracker jack box?   I’ve read that auto insurance rates are sure to increase in the coming months.  The people […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad drivers, crazy auto drivers, high car insurance rates

Shocker! Orgasms Relieve Restless Leg Syndrome

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 lbwoodgate

RATED NC-17       I know this sounds too fantastic to be true but you now have a legitimate excuse for masturbating when your mom or spouse walks in on you while you’re doing […]

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21 CommentsFictiondopamine, masturbation, orgasm, restless leg syndrome cure

Jesus, the zombie?

April 23, 2011April 23, 2011 lbwoodgate

My wife’s a school nurse at an elementary school and some of the real life stories she brings home are straight out of the comic books.  It may deal with a teacher or a parent […]

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5 CommentsLifestylekids say the darnedest things, zombie Jesus

Thank God for Science

April 20, 2011April 20, 2011 lbwoodgate

Some Forms of Stress and Cynicism May Be Life Extenders A new study that followed the activities of 1500 Californians over 80 years has drawn some interesting conclusions from the findings.  A couple of the […]

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5 CommentsFiction

The Demon Barber of Augusta Drive

April 19, 2011April 19, 2011 lbwoodgate

Haircuts a’ la Sweeney Todd not for the faint of heart     I live in a rather large town just north of Dallas.  When I first came to Denton in 1975 to attend college the population […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdeadly haircuts, Denton Record Chronicle, Sweeney Todd

Tidbits and Considerations for the Week

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 lbwoodgate

What is it about our culture that needs to cover celebrities and their mundane, routine existence?  Are our own lives so devoid of fulfillment that some are redeemed as they  live vicariously through others in […]

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2 CommentsLifestyleGranny KKK, Hugh Hefner marries 24-tear old center fold, Nicholas Cage drunk, Orange County republicans, Westboro Baptist Church

Drawing a Line in the Sand on Tax Cuts for the Wealthy

April 15, 2011 lbwoodgate

As jobs are being cut for lack of revenue in states, millionaires and billionaires are increasing their revenue due to gaping loopholes in state tax structures. I wrote a piece earlier this month here about how […]

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1 CommentPoliticsbudget cuts, income gap, tax loopholes

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