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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Mr. Priebus’s Neighborhood

June 29, 2012June 29, 2012 lbwoodgate

National Republican Committee Chairman Reince Preibus   It’s not a beautiful day in the neighborhood this morning kids.  The big bad Supreme Court ruled that more extensive health coverage for kids and granny is a […]

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6 CommentsFiction, PoliticsKoch brother as sick puppies, Obamacare attacks granny?, RNC campaign video, tax on sick puppies

The Unrecognized Joy (andHumor) of Fatherhood

June 16, 2012June 16, 2012 lbwoodgate

This is a piece I wrote over two years ago before I began my personal blog  at Woodgate’s View that addresses the issue of being a new dad; a timely topic since tomorrow is Father’s […]

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7 CommentsFiction

Relative Perfection

May 16, 2012May 16, 2012 lbwoodgate

What would make this the perfect man?   According to a recent poll of women by Austin Reed, a British-based luxury tailor for men’s clothes, there are 30 characteristics they rated that would make the […]

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4 CommentsFiction

Fantasies of the Poor: Oh to be a Rich Person’s Pet.

May 5, 2012May 5, 2012 lbwoodgate

Emotion-driven humans are prone to perpetual folly. And capitalists, it seems, are everlastingly ready to take advantage of them. Greed, alas, springs eternal. – Lynn Parramore     You know, despite what some may think, […]

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5 CommentsWords to Think Uponrich pets, wealthy excesses

If Money’s No Obstacle, Have I Got a Peanut Butter Shake For You

April 20, 2012April 20, 2012 lbwoodgate

  There’s an original eatery in the small city of Denton, Texas north of Dallas that many have referred to as “a 50’s style drive up burger joint” called Mr. Frosty.  It is a 50’s style […]

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Meat not red enough?

April 7, 2012 lbwoodgate

For those who didn’t find Santorum extreme enough  

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2 CommentsPoliticspolitical fringe groups, right-wing extremism

Sending The Wrong Message?

April 7, 2012April 7, 2012 lbwoodgate

When running for political office, rule #1 is “Know Thy Constituents”.  In Red state Texas, where Denton County is, Republicans always garner between 55% and 60% of the vote, simply because they are the Republican […]

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Politicscampaign signs, Denton County Republican campaign, Texas elections

Paintball Redemption

March 25, 2012March 25, 2012 lbwoodgate

When you’re lost and your life seems aimless, there’s one sure way to regain your bearings and find that direction to lift you up. Play paintball.   Take it from Paula Smith who owns Low […]

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4 CommentsSportsdon't renig bumper sticker, paintball

Male Pattern Bawdiness

March 9, 2012March 9, 2012 lbwoodgate

  The 2012 Glamour Guy survey is packed with fascinating-yet-disturbing tidbits — for example, 31 percent of dudes report masturbating at work. Perhaps most upsetting to anyone dating a guy, however, was the revelation that […]

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3 CommentsFictionlies men tell to women, male b.o.

Yippee ki-yay Buckaroo

March 9, 2012March 9, 2012 lbwoodgate

Does anything say “Howdy Ya’ll” better than these fashion designed cowboy boots from Adidas   Pictured here is another adidas Originals by Originals Jeremy Scott creation by way of the Mega Softcell Cowboy Boots hybrid. […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleadidas boots, chic attire

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