Junk Mail
Ben Franklin’s noble idea diminished to a pile of trash no one asked for and no one wants. What gives with the Founding Fathers? They clearly lacked certain clairvoyant skills. First it’s the […]
Author: lbwoodgate
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
Christmas Minimalists
Don’t you just love this time of year that maxes out credit cards and unites families to revisit arguments from the year before? And how better to exhibit this joy than redecorating your house with cheap junk […]
What’s In a Name?
The depressing state of the current political campaign has been so egregious that even I can’t weigh in much longer. However that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with this silly season. In […]
Stag Party?
With at least 17 stag heads nailed to the back wall of the stage he was standing on, Islamophobe Rep. Paul Broun, R-Ga., preaches to a group during the 2012 Sportsman’s Banquet at Liberty […]
Outrage Expressed Over “Free Contraception” Study
The Religious Right and conservatives double down on their efforts to block efforts by women to use pill. A dramatic new study with implications for next month’s presidential election finds that offering women free birth […]
Are Homeless People Happy Living in Cardboard Boxes?
Ann Romney has gone on-line and asked wiki.answers a question that’s always been a puzzle to her. Having never had to worry about her financial security, Ann’s question seems concerned about why homeless people make […]
Shocker! Mitt Prefers Big Bird over the Count
I was astounded to discover that of all the characters on Sesame Street that Mitt Romney would say that he loved, it was Big Bird. At least that’s what he told Jim Lehrer the other […]
Bawdy Wednesday Humor
It appears males can live longer – up to 14 years more – if they’re castrated. Ballsy study reveals cutting off testicles helps men live longer At 63, I can consider this topic […]
You ain’t cool until you’re slick
Gimme a head with hair Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming Steaming, flaxen, waxen I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Shaggy, snaggy, ratty, matty, Oily, greasy, fleecy – from the musical Hair! Flipping through the […]
“You must have been AWOL when God was handing out the brains”
Are fringe elements within the Republican Party represented by the myth of Sisyphus, thought by Albert Camus to personify the happy fool? For those who stay up with the news it should come as no […]