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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Don’t Click That Link

March 2, 2013March 2, 2013 lbwoodgate

WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN: Male Sex Education Follows    For anyone who sits in front of a computer screen daily and opens their browser page they will inevitably be hit with an ad that appeals to […]

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3 CommentsFictionmale enhancement, male sex drive in a pill, men's health, penis enlargement, Sex education, testosterone, viagra

It All “Ads” Up

February 24, 2013February 24, 2013 lbwoodgate

What kind of man looks at a woman’s legs, especially the upper thigh of young nubile ladies and thinks to themselves, “Something is missing here”?  I can’t ever recall having my head turned by a lovely […]

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7 CommentsFictionJapanese advertising, leg ads, male testosterone, vagi-gi, women's thighs

A Demonstration of How Dumbing Down Doesn’t Work

February 17, 2013February 17, 2013 lbwoodgate

Dale Peterson, who has just discovered that going to the bathroom before shopping Wal-Mart is better than not doing so   Dale Peterson, a former Republican candidate for Alabama agriculture commissioner known for an ad hitting […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Fundumbass in Alabama, potty thief

Who da Man?

February 12, 2013 lbwoodgate

You know, when you want to talk tough in politics first you have to have set of policies that engender the people to your point of view.   The GOP already has a strike against them […]

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6 CommentsPoliticscrybaby Boehner, Obama, orange M&M

Woe Unto Them That Smite Their Server

January 30, 2013 lbwoodgate

I love it when people who flaunt their affiliation with the Almighty and their savior Jesus Christ provide glaring examples of why I disassociated myself with the Church years ago.  It was an embarrassment to […]

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10 CommentsFictionno tip from tither, pastor leaves sermon instead of tip, waiter stiffed by pastor

Solace Six Feet Under

January 22, 2013January 26, 2013 lbwoodgate

Looking somewhere to make a killing on your investments?  Then death may be right up your alley. . Fredrik Hjelmquist, a Stockholm music & video equipment store owner, designed a coffin with speakers that would […]

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4 CommentsFiction

Deadly Assault By a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Mocha

January 19, 2013 lbwoodgate

NEWS FLASH!   On a right-wing talk show on Thursday, David Keene, the president of the National Rifle Association, blamed President Obama and the left for what he says have been hundreds of death threats […]

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4 CommentsPoliticsassault weapons ban, David Keene, NRA

Law Changes Nature

January 13, 2013January 14, 2013 lbwoodgate

Protest against gay marriage: Huge crowds expected in Paris By Tom Heneghan, Reuters   PARIS – Several hundred thousand people are expected to march through Paris on Sunday against the planned legalization of same-sex marriage […]

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3 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Relationshipsanti-gay marriage protest in france

DMV Goof Opens Pathway for Females in Major League Baseball

December 29, 2012January 2, 2013 lbwoodgate

In what’s been called an error by his local DMV, Arizona Diamondback’s newly acquired pitcher, Brandon McCarthy has shown the way that may allow women into what to date has been a male-dominated sport – […]

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Hand Job

December 20, 2012December 20, 2012 lbwoodgate

So it appears some brainiac at the University of Utah has developed a theory surmising that “human hands may have evolved their unique shape in order to better punch the living daylights out of competitors.”

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1 CommentFictionhand clubs, hands for groping

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