What’s In a Name?

The depressing state of the current political campaign has been so egregious that even I can’t weigh in much longer.  However that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with this silly season.  In the vein of the bible decoding scams I started playing around with the letters of the presidential and VP candidates’ last names to see if there was anything striking that could be divined from them.  I know.  Get a job right?  If only.

Anyway, I was a little surprised that with the limited choices I had at how well the words I could create seem to reveal prophetic traits of the candidates.


The only rule I made for myself was that I had to use ALL of the letters of their last name to form real words.


So starting with the VP candidates here’s what I came up with.



BIDEN – In Bed     Politically speaking, when you are in bed with someone you are supportive and aligned with their ideas and policies.  OMG!  Does this speak directly to Biden or what?  As Obama’s Vice-president Biden has been nothing but a loyal advocate for the POTUS.

RYAN – Now this one is really prophetic.  Who is Paul Ryan’s role model?  AYN Rand


Romney = R Money (Republican money).  Need I say anything more other than what this 1984 photo of Romney’s Bain Capital group conveys?  (Take my word for it.  Those really are conservative greenbacks coming out of their orifices)

Obama – A Moab.   We all laughed at the Tea Party-types when they chided Obama supporters for treating him like the anointed one but check out this revelation.

Moab was the illegitimate offspring of Lot’s daughter who became pregnant by having sex with her father after she and her sister got him drunk.   Ironically, Moab was the patriarch of the line that eventually gave us King David and ultimately Jesus himself.  One can only conclude, with the logic of Orly Taitz, that the messiah has returned.

"WHOA! It's really him"


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3 thoughts on “What’s In a Name?”

  1. I agree with Donna. Could you imagine being the Second Coming and you show up and people start asking to see your birth certificate. You’d be like “WTF people?”. Enjoyed this.

    1. Yes. Now if we can just get millions of people on board with the connection of him as the second coming and that Sermon on the Mount routine, redistribution of the wealth would go a lot smoother.

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