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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Want To Have Some Fun With Homeland Security?

March 5, 2012 lbwoodgate

A recent news item released tells us that the Department of Homeland Security, that agency that we were told whose original intent was to coordinate federal agencies in order to better gather intelligence on terrorist […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Funmarijuana users, reefer madness, spying on pot smokers

The Pain of Being Rick Santorum

February 22, 2012 lbwoodgate

So if you’re Rick Santorum, how do you deal with the new Jack in the Box Commercial http://youtu.be/H4anFpVsbSw   You have a young effeminate male who wants to marry an animal product and fellatio is […]

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4 CommentsFictionnon-traditional marriage, Santorum homophobia, unorthodox sexual relationships

Lost In Translation

February 18, 2012February 18, 2012 lbwoodgate

Who says Arabic is a tough language to master?     But I’m not sure the “Arbic” dialect has been properly transcribed    

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Rick Santorum’s Real Sexual Nightmare

February 18, 2012 lbwoodgate

What kind of thoughts were going on through Rick Santorum over-imaginative brain when he argued that contraception is “a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed […]

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Fictionman-on-dog sex, Santorum's obesession with sex

Death by Ignorance

January 29, 2012 lbwoodgate

A middle-aged, single man was found dead in his home in a remote part of Liberal, Kansas.  It appears the deceased, Homer Glickman, froze to death as a result of a blistering snow storm that […]

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5 CommentsFictionharmfull ideological thinking

Now There’s a Pregnant Idea

January 21, 2012January 21, 2012 lbwoodgate

  It appears that I was born too early to deceive young nubile girls into “giving up their flower” to satisfy my strong adolescent sexual urges. A new government study suggests a lot of teenage […]

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6 CommentsLifestyleconsequences of no sex education, sex education humor, teen pregnancies

“Give ‘em number 1 Harry”

January 13, 2012January 13, 2012 lbwoodgate

A new book out by Matthew Algeo, Harry Truman’s Excellent Adventure: The True Story of a Great American Road Trip, does an excellent job of showing readers a side of Truman that most Americans, then […]

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3 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsbawdy political humor, Harry Truman, sacred cow presidential plane, Truman 1953 road trip

Homosexual Acts are a Metaphor for Rick Santorum’s Presidency

January 6, 2012January 7, 2012 lbwoodgate

In an interview back in 2003 Rick Santorum, who is currently running for the GOP’s 2012 Presidential nomination, told the interviewer that he did not have a problem with homosexuals, but “a problem with homosexual […]

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Passionate Prayer

January 1, 2012January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

The pastor comes to visit a family in his congregation. He knocks on the door and a little girl answers. “Is your mother or father home Miss?” the pastor enquires. “My father is out of […]

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Same ole, same ole

January 1, 2012January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

I managed to stay up until midnight to watch the New Year come in.  What a disappointment.  It looked strikingly similar to the one last year. I think we are being duped by Father Time […]

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1 CommentGood Clean FunNew Year's redundancy

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