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"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

When hip-hop versions of “Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer” Just Doesn’t Evoke the Holiday Mood

December 23, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

In the spirit of the holiday I thought I would keep things light.  Yesterday’s editorial in my local newspaper offers up the perfect commentary for this purpose.  It’s both humorous and somewhat nostalgic. ‘O, Little Town […]

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4 CommentsLifestyleclassic christmas music, Gene Autry's version of Rudolph, holiday music

Tebowing a New Grassroots Movement?

December 17, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

There’s a grass roots movement afoot by young people that seems to flaunt authority.  They don’t seem to have any specific agenda but they have made life difficult for other people by congregating in public […]

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Good Clean Funimitating tebow, tebowing

Terms of Endearment?

December 11, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

    There’s a woman I’m familiar with that likes to refer to her husband as “sarge”.  Sgt. G—  she refers to him as.  I don’t know her well  enough however to know if this […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsmarital relationships

How Newt Can Win

December 10, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

  At the risk of coming across as insensitive to overweight people, there is a bigger issue about thinking within the GOP that needs to be pointed out.   I could stand to lose more […]

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5 CommentsPoliticsanti-obama everything, convoluted thinking, Newt Gingrich

Get a Real Job, Frank!

December 3, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

  Conservative wordsmith Frank Luntz has created a job for himself that helps the GOP reframe issues in a manner that makes them look good while making their Democratic adversaries look villainous.  That makes him […]

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5 CommentsPolitics1%ers, corporate friendly GOP, job creation, job creators, political and social semantics, word-meister frank luntz

You think?!?

November 27, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

A recent survey revealed that Military families are less likely to back Obama as Commander-in-Chief.  This isn’t surprising when the same survey revealed that:   Age gulf as 77% of over 50s have family ties […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Politicsamerican military, Barack Obama, chiseled abs, military less likely to back Obama

Free Floating

November 22, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

  We all recall from elementary science classes that gravity is the result of the earth’s rotation.  I was reminded the other night of the consequences of what would occur should that rotation stop. It […]

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9 CommentsWords to Think Uponfree floating, loss of gravity

My Life as a Tom – A Perspective

November 19, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

If real turkeys could talk, how might they view this holiday. Why do I start feeling uneasy when the leaves start changing colors? What is it about this time of year that creates a need […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Funholiday turkeys, life of a tom turkey, preparing the turkey

Tis the Season

November 12, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

I love it when I see ads that have multiple meanings beyond what the advertiser’s were intentionally depicting.  It’s a bonus when they are clever enough to employ a second image in how it’s presented. […]

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Herman Cain Reveals What It Takes To Get the 99% to Cooperate with the 1%

November 7, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

Sharon Bialek, a former employee of the National Restaurant Association’s educational foundation, accused [presidential candidate Herman] Cain of making an inappropriate advance toward her in 1997, when she visited Cain in Washington, D.C. in 1997 […]

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