Don’t Stop Believing
I don’t want my kids to ever stop believing in Santa Claus. That way, when they grow up, they’ll never have to buy their kids presents. And they can spend more on me. Which they […]
I don’t want my kids to ever stop believing in Santa Claus. That way, when they grow up, they’ll never have to buy their kids presents. And they can spend more on me. Which they […]
Well, the ridiculous debate over who’s funnier – men or women – is trending all over the Internet again. I’m quite sure this competition goes back to caveman days when one guy would club another […]
I was emailed this sickening image, along with an accompanying, and too gleefully punctuated, “Pass it on if you agree!”. Not only do I not agree, it has pissed me off to the point […]
Yes, I hate children – and like most people I hate – it’s because I’m jealous. I hate them because everything is better and easier and more fun now than when I grew up. For […]