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Author: Lisa K. Nelson

Sitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay Packers, Bob Newhart, real butter. Turn-offs: Myself in the vanity mirror in broad daylight (Why do I keep looking?). Also the hyper half of ADHDivas -- coping, commiseration and comedy for parents of ADHD kids.

Don’t Stop Believing

November 28, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

I don’t want my kids to ever stop believing in Santa Claus. That way, when they grow up, they’ll never have to buy their kids presents. And they can spend more on me. Which they […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayChiristmas, families, kids, Santa Claus

All I want for Christmas…

November 27, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

This holiday, I hope my husband surprises me with a loaded Lexus wrapped up in a big red bow in my driveway. And by Lexus, I do mean a hot bi-racial guy with green eyes.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayChristmas, holidays, Lexus

Thanksgiving Diet Tip

November 24, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

To avoid overindulging today, simply visualize the turkey as what it truly is: the charred, brutally amputated remains of what was once a living thing. That, or Mitt Romney dirty dancing. Whatever works.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daymitt romney, Thanksgiving, Turkey

Psychobabbling

November 23, 2011November 23, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

If one’s quality of life can be somehow measured by  how many times one’s therapist visibly cringes, I’m in a shitload of trouble.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Relationshipslife, Therapist

Buffy the Uninformed Football Fan Slayer

November 22, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Well, the ridiculous debate over who’s funnier – men or women – is trending all over the Internet again. I’m quite sure this competition goes back to caveman days when one guy would club another […]

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10 CommentsFootball, Lifestylefootball, Green Bay Packers, humor, men, women

Holiday Wishes

November 22, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Most people long for homes filled with laughing children for the holidays. I want mine swarming with tiny suck-up, cocktail-mixing, dust mop-footed robots.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayholidays, kids

Celebrity Surgery

November 18, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Imagine the pressure of operating on Adele’s vocal chords. Now imagine the pressure of cutting into Glenn Beck’s… pressure of a whole different nature.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fiction

Why all the his-panic?

November 18, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

I was emailed this sickening image, along with an accompanying, and too gleefully punctuated, “Pass it on if you agree!”.   Not only do I not agree, it has pissed me off to the point […]

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Medical Musing

November 16, 2011November 16, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

I do not see eye to eye with my ophthalmologist. Same goes for my OB-GYN. Thankfully.

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daygynecologist, humor, medicine, opthamologist

Kids today… I hate ’em

November 15, 2011November 16, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Yes, I hate children – and like most people I hate – it’s because I’m jealous. I hate them because everything is better and easier and more fun now than when I grew up. For […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Football, Lifestyle, RelationshipsGreen Bay Packers, kids, music

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