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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

More Lindsay Lohan

October 25, 2011October 25, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Lindsay Lohan’s fired her manager. It was easy for her to cut him from her life, because he isn’t cocaine    

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Mind Blowing Sex, CAN Be Just That…

October 12, 2011October 12, 2011 Neal Mayhem

  I’d NEVER heard of this until today, but apparently, in super rare occasions, mind-blowing sex can LITERALLY turn into…well…just that. Mind-blowing sex. This is according to a new study in the “Journal of Emergency […]

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75% of Men Under 35 Say They Want A Wife Who Supports THEM

October 11, 2011 Neal Mayhem

  THIS is a pretty big generational split. Oh BOY, your grandfather would WHUP YOU to within an inch of your good-for-nothin’ pointless life, if HE heard about it. Men used to spend their entire […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbreadwinners, humor, salaries, satire, wives

Paul McCartney Nuptials

October 11, 2011October 11, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Paul McCartney got married again. Well, I hope he’s sorted a better pre-nup. This new wife already has a leg up on the last one

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Are you over 30? Then, you’re probably shrinking.

September 21, 2011September 21, 2011 Neal Mayhem

You get old, you shrink. That’s an irrefutable fact. Your tiny grandma is living proof of that. You didn’t account for this? Oh dear. Probably best to STOP putting aside garments for a ‘retirement wardrobe’. […]

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Kosher Love Toys

September 19, 2011 Neal Mayhem

I won’t lie. I like porno. For me, it’s a whole ordeal. I actually get excited about seeing it, in much the same way that two long-distance lovers might get excited about seeing each other, […]

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