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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Massive, Heaving, Pendulous Breasts?

November 15, 2011 Neal Mayhem

You and I have something in common. You and I know when it’s time to go to sleep. But here’s where we’re alone. Your MASSIVE, HEAVING, PENDULOUS BREASTS, do not. So, if your MASSIVE, HEAVING […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifeboobies, bra, lingerie, mummy, oooh, pajamas, pendulous breasts, support, uplifting nightie

Expanding Bellies

November 15, 2011November 15, 2011 Neal Mayhem

A study’s found two or more sugary drinks a day can expand a woman’s belly. So can two or more vodka drinks and no condom

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle

Bruce Springsteen Would be Mad at this Joke

November 14, 2011November 14, 2011 Neal Mayhem

A kid was born on 11/11/11 at 11:11 in New Jersey, to army vets. Some may call that lucky. Until they realise he was born in New Jersey

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Kardashian Kaos?

November 13, 2011November 13, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Kim and Khloe Kardashian are apparently not getting along. It’s SO bad, they even yell at each other when there AREN’T 15 cameras on them

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Movies & TVfighting, humor, Kardashians, TV shows

Michael Vick

November 11, 2011November 11, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Just read an article saying Michael Vick’s the NFL’s most disliked player. I’ve a feeling that title’s going to dog him for a while

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daydogs, humor, Michael Vick, NFL

Where’s Waldo?

November 10, 2011November 10, 2011 Neal Mayhem

A “Where’s Waldo?” movie’s in the works. That’ll mean the hardest guy to find on the big screen will no longer be Steven Seagal

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, movies, Steven Seagal, Where's Waldo

Bieber’s Pregnancygate

November 4, 2011November 4, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Bieber’s ‘pregnancygate’ suggests the US should be worrying less about the Mexican border, and more about using protection with Canadians

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The Kris Humphries Side?

November 2, 2011November 2, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Kris Humphries says a prenup means he’s walking away from marriage to Kim Kardashian with zero. Other than a slight burning sensation

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries

LeAnn Rimes’ Halloween Costume

November 2, 2011November 2, 2011 Neal Mayhem

LeAnn Rimes dressed for her Halloween Party as a pregnant, smoking, drunken, white-trash bride. I’d no idea she was a Britney Spears fan

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Just In Time For Halloween….’SCARY’ Movie Villains. Wuh Huh Huh Huh….etc

October 27, 2011October 27, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Here’s something to get you geared up for Halloween…a montage of movie villains doing what movie villains do. Get portrayed terribly, and laugh maniacally. It has Freddy Kreuger, Jack Nicholson in “The Shining”, Pinhead from […]

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1 CommentMovies & TV, Video FunHalloween, Horror movies, I would totally make face babies with Linda Blair, Scary

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