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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Happily Married?

November 20, 2011November 20, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Finding an ugly person in Sweden is as rare as finding a happily married person on Twitter.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipshumor, marriage Twitter, Sweden

Holy Twitter, Batman!

November 19, 2011November 19, 2011 Neal Mayhem

If all the superheroes were on Twitter, Batman would be the one buying followers

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, LifestyleBatman, humor, superheroes, twitter

Hungry Mosquitoes

November 18, 2011November 18, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Hungry mosquitoes, in search of food, can travel up to 3 times as far as usual. Yeah, the same goes for stoned teenagers

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestylehunger, mosquitoes, stoned, teenagers

Women Are Much More Likely To Suffer A Broken Heart. Like, Literally. As In, REAL Damage?!?!?!

November 17, 2011November 17, 2011 Neal Mayhem

We talk about people being ‘heartbroken’, all the time. They get dumped, they’re sad, they have a broken heart. We have to sit there while they drink beer, eat McDonalds, smoke three packs of cigarettes, […]

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Obama Dahhn Ahndah

November 17, 2011November 17, 2011 Neal Mayhem

I was just reading that President Obama was in Australia yesterday, and was greeted with a massive fanfare, and a huge display of support. This was, of course, because Australia is not America. (http://www.minutesofmayhem.com) (http://www.twitter.com/NealMayhem)

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, PoliticsAustralia, Obama, President joke, visit

Bradley Cooper

November 17, 2011November 17, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Now that Bradley Cooper’s been voted ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, will he immediately have the urge to cheat on Jennifer Aniston

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Movies & TV

Legislation Makes The Waters Surrounding BitTorrent, Smell Like Kiera Knightley’s ‘Merkin’

November 16, 2011November 21, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Congress began debating anti-piracy legislation pushed by the movie industry. Awesome! So if we’re lucky, we’ll never have to sit though another “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie?

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, PoliticsBitTorrent, Congress, legislation, piracy, Pirates of the Carribbean

What is Twilight Really?

November 16, 2011November 21, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Lemme get this straight; “Twilight” is a movie about a girl choosing between necrophilia, and bestiality?

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBreaking Dawn, humor, Kristin Stewart, necrophilia, Twilight

Being A ‘Good Dancer’ Means You’re ‘Nice’???

November 16, 2011 Neal Mayhem

  When you see a guy who’s a REALLY spectacular dancer, your first thought is probably, “yeah, he’s gay”.  And that may or may not be true, you stereotyping asshole. But, according to a new […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdancing, germany, let me entertain you, men, nice, robbie williams, university of gottingen

End of the K Era

November 16, 2011November 16, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Media analysts say the Kardashian fad may be “over”. I guess we’ll find out on the next exciting episode of, “Kim and Kourtney are Over”

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