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Author: Cary Vaughn

Cary Vaughn is a GWM humor blogger from Memphis, TN. Turn ons: compliments, drinking with his cats, exploring his city, being right, MST3K, and corn dogs. Turn offs: irresponsible pet owners, mean people, and Christopher Rice novels. You can read more about the adventures of being gay and cat ownership at his blog, The Reluctant Cat Owner’s Journal.

An Ode to My Dance Audition

March 18, 2014March 18, 2014 Cary Vaughn

Believing I’d make a good Lancelot is why I auditioned for the Spamalot. I figured with casting, I had a good chance, but auditions required I sing, act, AND dance.   In past dance auditions, […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, FictionActing, audition, dance, humor

Dear Waistline

March 10, 2014March 10, 2014 Cary Vaughn

Dear Waistline, I represent my clients’ Swimsuit and Closet Full of Pants.  This letter is served upon you as a cease and desist of your current activity as it has been brought to my attention […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifediet, exercise

Cat Owner’s Guide to Home Decor

March 4, 2014March 4, 2014 Cary Vaughn

Most people think that having a cat in the house means the end of a clean, clutter-free home. Allow me to prove those pretentious misconceptions wrong by sharing my own home decor advice that any […]

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