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Former President Obama Stars In Remake Of It’s A Wonderful Life’

December 19, 2017
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President Obama Stars In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’

Former President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He…

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Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It To Spock

December 17, 2017
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Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer…

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A RETURN TO “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS”

December 16, 2017
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A RETURN TO TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney…

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Shut Down the Government – Yeah!!!

December 3, 2017
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Shut her down! Shut her down! The Washington politicos are threatening to shut the government down because we are running out of funding. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days…

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Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.

November 25, 2017
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The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it…

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being a Turkey At Thanksgiving.

November 23, 2017
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In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat…

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New Thanksgiving Holiday Of ‘Gratitude’ Started For Those Who Must Work On The Real Thanksgiving.

November 20, 2017
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In response to the overwhelming growth of Black Friday and its exploitation of the employees who must work in the service industry labor unions, families, certain compassionate government leaders and religious figures have petitioned and…

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Why, Exactly, Did the Octomom Feel the Need to Get Artificially Inseminated?

November 11, 2017
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The ‘Octomom’ probably wouldn’t have had much trouble getting inseminated naturally Yes, this is a picture of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the dozen fame, having given birth to the…

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

November 7, 2017
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In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Going against the major…

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A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

November 4, 2017
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Ann Coulter, that famous extreme right wing author and the wicked witch of the North East That Baum didn’t write so much about in his Oz books is forever coming out with new literary tirades…

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