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Donald Trump, in a rare showing of heartfelt emotion, sent his condolences concerning the fatal shootings of a Minnesota State Representative and her husband yesterday. State Representative Melissa Hortman was killed by a man pretending […]
A truly patriotic LA Policeman sent into the LA riots to restore order was horribly threatened by an intimidating female Australian news reporter armed with a deadly microphone from 30 meters away. Summoning all his […]
Lie Your Way To Power and the Presidency. Being Rich Isn’t The Only Thing- IT IS THE BEST THING! Marriage- A Great Way To Save Money On Sex And Avoid Spending It On […]
1.How do you get a Trump off the toilet? Yell to him/her that the touch of human skin corrodes gold seats. 2.Why do Trump cards sell less than baseball cards? Because baseball players […]
1st Commandment- Thou shalt not have any other gods before me. Netanyahu’s interpretation- Do not have any other gods before me. But remember that I support anything Netanyahu does to get rid of the Paestians […]
Helena Montana’s Vigilante Day Parade Helena, Montana has a unique form of parade on the first week of May each year. It is the Vigilante Day Parade. It is composed entirely of high school […]