Why You Should Get Rid of Your iPhone 5s Immediately
One of the most pressing issues of recent weeks is, now that the iPhone 6 has been released, what should you do with your worthless piece of garbage iPhone 5s? Who cares? Just as long […]
Author: Richard Spall
Second Responders Upset at Lack of Recognition
This year’s recent anniversary of the September 11th attacks once again brought out well-deserved accolades for first responders across the country. But not everyone was pleased. Groups of second responders were once again feeling left […]
Large Sinkholes, Similar to Those Found in Siberia, Discovered in Local Roadway
A trio of mysterious gaping holes, some up to 330 feet deep, were recently found in northern Siberia. The holes spawned many theories about the craters’ origin, many involving meteorites or aliens, but scientists suggested […]
Sea World Doubling Size of Killer Whale Tanks to 0.00002% That of Natural Habitat
Sea World has heard its critics and has forcefully responded amid the backlash from the documentary, “Blackfish,” which its makers believe exposed poor treatment of the large mammals and made a solid case that they […]
Smartphones Have Rendered Idle Elevator Chitchat Nearly Extinct
A disturbing trend in social relations has taken a turn for the worse since the mass adoption of smartphones in America. Yes, parents are perpetually ignoring their kids in favor of the tiny electronic devices, […]
Coughs, Burps, and Farts Think It’s BS That Only Sneezes Warrant Blessings
At a hastily arranged press conference this morning, the Cough, the Burp, and the Fart finally aired a longstanding grievance that they all have harbored against their friend the Sneeze. “I just don’t get it,” […]
Police Release Pictures Of Gunned Down Teens Flashing Gang Signs
BANKSTON, ARKANSAS – Today embattled Bankston Police Department released photos which they say help support their case that unarmed teen Marcus Black and his friends may have indeed been involved in gang behavior the night […]
Millions of Pounds of Kale Recalled Due to Reported Kale Taste
The United States Food and Drug Administration has announced the recall of millions of pounds of kale which was harvested and distributed nationwide. Several FDA “spot checks” resulted in the discovery of a kale-like taste […]
Woman on Food Stamps Has Perfectly Marketable Plasma Coursing in Veins
CORAL GABLES, FL – Today responsible citizen Brandon Hart filed a report with local police over what he identified as “fraud, pure and simple” against all of the law-abiding taxpayers of his state, or the […]
Gay Marriage Imperils Earth’s Stagnant Population
As the fight to recognize same-sex marriages across the country continues to play out in state after state, new compelling arguments against it have come to light. Long overlooked has been the danger to the […]