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Author: TKKelly

TK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.

Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 3

July 20, 2012July 20, 2012 TKKelly

It’s part three of my life lessons from the cinema, this one could get you out of some serious legal trouble… Where to drive drunk: First off, let me start by saying that drunk driving […]

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2 CommentsMovies & TV, Ongoing Seriescomedy, funny, humor, mighty ducks, movies

Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 2

July 19, 2012July 20, 2012 TKKelly

Here it is, part two in my ongoing series of life lessons I learned from the silver screen… Having kids is a horrible idea: All it takes is one viewing of the film adaptation of […]

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Attack of the Otter

July 18, 2012 TKKelly

Earlier this week, a Minnesota woman was bit 25 times by an otter while training for a triathlon in a local pond. But if I can just play critter’s advocate here, she really shouldn’t have […]

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayabsurd, comedy, funny, humor, stupid

Everything I know, I learned from movie shows

July 18, 2012July 20, 2012 TKKelly

It occurred to me recently that many of the most important lessons I have ever learned, I learned from watching movies. In fact, I can’t remember anything of value being instilled in me that wasn’t […]

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Man v. Food: A study in indirect homicide

July 17, 2012 TKKelly

You’ve all probably seen an episode of Man v. Food. If you haven’t, stop reading immediately, go to the Travel Channel website, and soak it in…. Done? You’re welcome. Now let me be clear, this […]

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10 Facts you know are true but won’t admit

July 16, 2012 TKKelly

Recently, I’ve been pondering (i.e. making mental notes while sitting on the toilet) the many truths out there that the world refuses to admit exist. Thanks to worries about political correctness, public perception and embarrassment, […]

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Nail Polish Diabetes

July 16, 2012 TKKelly

According to a recent study, there may be a link between nail polish and type 2 diabetes. The same study found that an alarming amount of women are eating their nail polish.

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