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Author: Tor Constantino

I'm an ex- journalist, current PR guy, husband, dad, marathoner and blogger with more than 20+ years writing experience. Sometimes my stuff is funny - at least that's what my 6-year old tells me. I also have a mild case of coulrophobia - trust me that is not a laughing matter. I blog at http://www.thedailyretort.com.

Tips for a Christian Halloween

October 28, 2011 Tor Constantino

Halloween is a tricky (pardon the pun) holiday for Christians given its pagan roots and association with various festivals of the dead. Some Christians are dead set against it, but thanks to slick Madison Avenue […]

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9 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle

Ten Things My Wife Has NEVER Said to Me

October 27, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

It’s important to qualify this post with the fact that my wife and I are very much in love and have been happily married for more than 16 years. That degree of relational longevity doesn’t […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsfunny, things wives say

5-Steps to Get Your World-Ending Prophet License

October 24, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

Most states require a licensing process for a host of service providers ranging from hair stylists to mechanics. Those are important services if you’re in the market to touch up your roots or replace your […]

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16 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorizedapocalpyse, armageddon, Harold Camping, license, prophet

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