Gender Predicting…the Old Fashioned Way
My wife is 19 weeks pregnant today, and this afternoon we’re going to her doctor for an ultrasound to (hopefully) determing the baby’s gender. [NOTE: our fingers are crossed that the baby’s legs won’t be…] […]
Author: Tor Constantino
I'm an ex- journalist, current PR guy, husband, dad, marathoner and blogger with more than 20+ years writing experience. Sometimes my stuff is funny - at least that's what my 6-year old tells me. I also have a mild case of coulrophobia - trust me that is not a laughing matter. I blog at http://www.thedailyretort.com.
Tim Tebow Funny Football Fever
Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their […]
My Failed Facebook Marriage….
You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m a sensitive soul….a petite, genteel flower if you will. I drink Celestial Seasonings sleepy-time chamomile tea as a pick-me-up. All of my under garments must be […]
Water Safety Tips…for Church Baptismal Tanks
During college, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA’s indoor pool near the campus. It was a great gig! I didn’t have to worry about riptides, jellyfish, barrier reefs, tidal surge or any of the […]
7 Worst College Football Bowl Names…
It’s no longer just the Rose Bowl, Cotton Bowl and Sugar Bowl. Over the past few weeks and next few days, dozens of college football teams have and will play in almost as many bowl […]
7 Problems With the Song “Christmas Shoes”
There are fewer than five days until Christmas, and even though this is one of my favorite times of year there’s an unavoidable annual pox on this holiday that seethes like a raging pustule begging […]
5 Worst Christmas Songs Ever
I think it’s cool when radio stations change their play lists to holiday music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week – it really gets you in the holiday spirit! But let’s be honest, […]
Black Friday Blues: Funny Video Short
Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their […]
Remember Long Ago When Toilets Flushed???
They’re doing some renovations where I work and one of the key considerations of the upgrades is to reduce our corporate draw on natural resources – which is an admirable goal that I fully support. […]
Why Robots Should NOT Trick-or-Treat
Several months ago I discovered Cleverbot, which is a web-based Artificial Intelligence (AI) application that learns to speak by conversing with humans via an instant messaging platform. While it’s a stretch to say that Cleverbot […]