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Author: Tor Constantino

I'm an ex- journalist, current PR guy, husband, dad, marathoner and blogger with more than 20+ years writing experience. Sometimes my stuff is funny - at least that's what my 6-year old tells me. I also have a mild case of coulrophobia - trust me that is not a laughing matter. I blog at http://www.thedailyretort.com.

Gender Predicting…the Old Fashioned Way

January 24, 2012March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

My wife is 19 weeks pregnant today, and this afternoon we’re going to her doctor for an ultrasound to (hopefully) determing the baby’s gender. [NOTE: our fingers are crossed that the baby’s legs won’t be…] […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleboy, Chinese lunar calendar, gender predicting, girl

Tim Tebow Funny Football Fever

January 6, 2012March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their […]

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1 CommentFiction, Politics, Sports, UncategorizedBroncos, playoffs, steelers, Tim Tebow

My Failed Facebook Marriage….

January 4, 2012March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m a sensitive soul….a petite, genteel flower if you will. I drink Celestial Seasonings sleepy-time chamomile tea as a pick-me-up. All of my under garments must be […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Relationshipsdivorce, facebook, marriage, tor constantino

Water Safety Tips…for Church Baptismal Tanks

January 2, 2012April 25, 2012 Tor Constantino

During college, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA’s indoor pool near the campus. It was a great gig! I didn’t have to worry about riptides, jellyfish, barrier reefs, tidal surge or any of the […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Funbaptism, church, lifeguard, water safety

7 Worst College Football Bowl Names…

December 31, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

It’s no longer just the Rose Bowl, Cotton Bowl and Sugar Bowl. Over the past few weeks and next few days, dozens of college football teams have and will play in almost as many bowl […]

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12 CommentsFiction, Football, Good Clean Fun, Sportsbcs, bowl games, college football

7 Problems With the Song “Christmas Shoes”

December 20, 2011April 25, 2012 Tor Constantino

There are fewer than five days until Christmas, and even though this is one of my favorite times of year there’s an unavoidable annual pox on this holiday that seethes like a raging pustule begging […]

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3 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funbob carlisle, brannock device, christmas shoes, rob lowe

5 Worst Christmas Songs Ever

December 1, 2011March 15, 2012 Tor Constantino

I think it’s cool when radio stations change their play lists to holiday music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week – it really gets you in the holiday spirit! But let’s be honest, […]

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10 CommentsGood Clean Fun, LifestyleChristmas, Frosty, worst songs

Black Friday Blues: Funny Video Short

November 22, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their […]

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5 CommentsFictionblack friday, marriage, relationships, shopping, video

Remember Long Ago When Toilets Flushed???

November 3, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

They’re doing some renovations where I work and one of the key considerations of the upgrades is to reduce our corporate draw on natural resources – which is an admirable goal that I fully support. […]

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Why Robots Should NOT Trick-or-Treat

October 31, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

Several months ago I discovered Cleverbot, which is a web-based Artificial Intelligence (AI) application that learns to speak by conversing with humans via an instant messaging platform. While it’s a stretch to say that Cleverbot […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecleverbot, Halloween, kilimanjaro, tanzania

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