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My Darling Tricuspids and Bicuspids: It’s that time of year when everything screams hearts. No, it has nothing to do with cardiac health, although you might want to stick nitroglycerin under your tongue for the […]
Cupertino, CA – Apple announced a new series of smartphones to be released in the spring of 2026. The new Me, Myself, and iPhone features upgraded tools designed to enhance twenty-four hours of “me time.” […]
Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, […]
Piscataway, NJ – The ball in Times Square has finished its pole dance, and already we’re telling Jesus to “take the wheel.” Trump overexposure mode is in full effect. Millions are yelling at the TV […]
You have entered the void. The wrapping paper is smashed in the trash, family feuds over politics and global warming are still ringing in your ears, the holiday feast has left you bloated, and Hallmark […]
New York, NY – The holiday shopping season has one day left for 2025. Parents across the country are scouring malls and the internet for the right toy, all “for the little ones, Christmas joys.” […]
Happy Holidays, Dashers and Dancers! It’s that time of year again when everyone is donning their gay apparel and making the Yuletide gay. Need I say more? The Christmas decoration season is upon us, and […]
New York, NY – Beauty products are big business, especially “skin care.” Every year, billions are spent trying to recreate the glow of youth, now marketed as “healthy,” “clean,” and “natural.” Consumers are encouraged to […]
Dearest Giblets and Drumsticks, It’s the time of year again when your family and friends gather at your home to attack a single turkey, much like a lion tearing into a gazelle. As your guests […]
St. Cloud, MN – Immigration officials are reporting a crisis at the borders of Canada and Mexico. Millions of American turkeys are reportedly trying to flee the country ahead of Thanksgiving. What is being labeled […]