The Next Class Action Lawsuit
Whenever I read a news story about some guy who jams a pistol into his waistband above his crotch and it goes off, my reaction is always the same. I do a full-body cringe and […]
Category: Fiction
When you tell someone that your favorite actor in all of the world is Nic Cage, it’s not uncommon to be looked at by someone who wonders if you’ve been drinking the kind of drink that puts hair on a blind, albino guide-dog with alopecia
When you tell someone who your favorite actor in all of the worlds is Nic Cage, it’s not uncommon to be looked at by someone who wonders if you’ve been drinking the kind of drink […]
Time To Belt Out Leaving On A Jet Plaaaaane!
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not immune from the temptation to sing in public. It often happens when I’m at Fred Meyers. The anti-shoplifting alarm will be booming while a chipper voice […]
Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t make the world any better…
I’ve looked long and I’ve looked hard and it seems like there is no part of society that I have not improved. I’ve helped massively confused fools, Swedish women, Nuns, Danish women, Ewoks, Norwegian women, […]
Three Helpful Hints for the Ladies
Introduction: Every once in a while it is always good to share one’s knowledge with those who could benefit by it. It has come to my attention that some women may need a few pointers […]
The Next Golf Outing
I give President Obama credit for trying to remain cooperative and cordial with the opposition after all he’s been through. He’s dealt with Birthers trying to prove that he wasn’t born in the US (read: […]
This probably works best if you check out my picture at the end of the post.
For minutes now, I’ve been obsessed. I’ve been obsessed with that little blue tick sign on Twitter accounts that tell you that the owner is famous and I want one. Sure I’m not as well […]
It all adds up
Of all the things that are things, none matter as little as going to the prom but try telling that to teenagers. With my dyslexia and bad spelling, prom night can easily end up as […]
Happy Mothers’ Day
Today is the the day we celebrate happy mothers. There are not many of them out there, due to all the stuff they have to put up with from children and husbands. And that, I […]