Ozzie vs. Dizzy
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman OZZIE v DIZZY “I love Fidel… and I’d fight Dwyane Wade if he dissed me.” Ozzie Guillen, the outspoken manager of the Marlins, gave us the two most controversial […]
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman OZZIE v DIZZY “I love Fidel… and I’d fight Dwyane Wade if he dissed me.” Ozzie Guillen, the outspoken manager of the Marlins, gave us the two most controversial […]
Just when you think lawyers and people can’t get more ridiculous, here comes a story about Elizabeth Lloyd of New Jersey. Why is this woman ridiculous? It seems the woman was picnicking near an enclosed […]
Recently, Kirk Cameron said he thinks homosexuality is unnatural. I have to admit this came as quite a surprise. Despite appearances to the contrary, I honestly thought all of the Seaver kids—and not just Carol—were […]
How would you react if you came face-to-face with a celebrity? I used to think that I would be cool, calm and collected, but alas, fate proved I was mistaken. Picture it: the dairy aisle […]
I sometimes wonder how people discover things. For instance, how did the caveman discover fire? And when he did ascertain its value, how did he know to throw a carcass on that fire and […]
Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me. Don Mossi Back in […]
He may have peaked four years ago, but that doesn’t mean it is easy to escape his inane drivel. That’s right… I’m saying that Dane Cook is a talentless tool. I know that I cannot […]
My husband has been a baseball and fast pitch softball umpire for about 10 years. Some umpire wives go to games to see their husband’s ump. Me, I rarely attend. It’s not that I am […]