Wandering Willy Wilkinson
Wandering Willy Wilkinson is a thoughtful man who has never been accused of being interesting. A man who has been accused of being boring, more times than that Euro has been accused of being weak, […]
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The strange disappearance of the beer, Thirsty Dave and the picture of the beer.
One moment I had a beer and the next moment I hadn’t a beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave, followed by the swift disappearance of […]
So here is a Nokia phone
The procedure was followed correctly. Little Dill Y asked Little Scurvy Janet’s dad, for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Mr Scurvy Janet went into deliberation mode and deliberated. Little Dill Y paced the room in […]
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Being mediocre is not something that just happens. It’s something you strive for and with a lack of application, determination and ambition, is very much attainable. I wasn’t taught the facts of life at a […]
First one to disconnect likes Justin Bieber
You learn from your mistakes and that’s why we always encourage Little Dill Y to talk to strangers. That way, he can tell strangers, their mistakes and they can learn from them. Everything was as […]
That is Some Newspaper
If you’ve ever wanted to know if you’re a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty armpit, you should ask yourself this question: Am I a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty […]
I know people laugh at me rather than respect the vibrant acting scene of the cats and the dogs and I’m fine with that
There’s a firm held belief that I’m not very good at anything. That firm held belief is firmly held by me, everybody else and Sugartastic Daddy John. I know people laugh at me rather than […]
I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries
When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is […]
MacGyver Smile
Little Dill Y is an analytical 7-year-old with all the smarts of a 15-year-old who has 8 years to go, until he reaches his 15th birthday. He knew that Uncle Thirsty Dave was unhappy because […]
$30 billion
Little Dill Y asked me for $30 billion. I told him, that was more than I make in a year and asked him why he wanted so much money. He told me that today was […]