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Science proves Donald Trump is stupid

October 26, 2016October 26, 2016 Roxanne Jones

Now, don’t shoot the messenger, okay? But based on scientific research, Donald Trump is three kinds of stupid. I’m merely extrapolating the findings of a 2015 study conducted by researchers from the Institute of Psychology […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboomer haiku, confident ignorance, Donald Trump, politics, science of stupidity, stupidity

A Mexican root canal and other vacation disasters

September 28, 2016 Roxanne Jones

As you may know, the state of Maine is known as Vacationland (it says so on our license plates). So as we transition from summer (let’s eat lobster!) into fall (the leaf peepers will be […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboating mishap, boomer haiku, boomer humor, hike from hell, root canal, tooth pain, vacations from hell

Call it what you will: Made-up medical words

September 21, 2016September 21, 2016 Roxanne Jones

In my day job, I’m a freelance medical copywriter, so I get to throw around a lot of clinical jargon. In my other day job, I write a humor blog, where I sometimes simply make […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, hypochondria, made-up words, medical conditions, second-year medical student syndrome

The magic continues: More scenes from a boomer marriage

September 14, 2016 Roxanne Jones

You’ve heard the old saw about how familiarity breeds contempt, right? Well, I beg to differ. After being married for almost 20 years, there’s a comfortableness about the way Hubs and I relate to each […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, laughter, long-term relationships, marriage, scenes from a marriage

Life lessons from inanimate objects

September 7, 2016September 7, 2016 Roxanne Jones

Some people may have learned all they need to know about life from their dog, cat, cow or toddler. But I started looking around and—eureka!—I discovered even inanimate objects around the house have something to […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, bookends, boomer haiku, corkscrew, door knob, inanimate objects, life lessons, paint brush, rug

Overheard at a baby boomer’s 45th high school reunion

August 24, 2016August 24, 2016 Roxanne Jones

I recently attended—and helped to organize—my (gulp!) 45th high school reunion. When you get a bunch of 63-year-olds in a room with a bar and background music from the sixties and seventies, you know you’re […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle1970s, baby boomers, boomer haiku, high school reunion, Roxanne Jones

Baby boomers learn about the birds & bees, Chapter 2

August 17, 2016August 18, 2016 Roxanne Jones

We baby boomers came of age during a time of radical social change in the U.S., not the least of which was the sexual revolution. Women’s lib empowered young women to lay claim to their […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, birds and bees, birth control, boomer haiku, facts of life, Sex education, sexual revolution

Goat yoga, a fellatio cafe & other weird news

August 4, 2016 Roxanne Jones

Remember how Julia Louis Dreyfus’ character on Seinfeld would exclaim, “Get out!” then shove someone because she simply couldn’t believe what they said? Well, here’s a virtual exclamation and shove in response to these weird […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, blowup doll, boomer haiku, boomer humor, fellatio cafe, goat yoga, guns, loud sex, ridiculous news

The weird things we remember from childhood

July 28, 2016 Roxanne Jones

Can you remember stuff from when you were three or four years old? I’m often amazed at some of the stuff that pops into my head from when I was a kid, or that I […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, childhood memories, long-term memory, memory, recall, short-term memory

Seniors catching more than an afterglow from horizontal cha-cha

July 20, 2016 Roxanne Jones

We’re supposed to get wiser as we get older, right? Well, answer me this: why are rates of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in people 65-plus going through the roof? The U.S. Centers for Disease Control […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, casual sex, dating after 65, safe sex, senior sex, sexually transmitted infections, STIs

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