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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/6/26

March 6, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about free condoms for the athletes at the Winter Olympics, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/26

February 27, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NBA All Star Weekend, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/26

February 20, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/26

February 13, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the events in Minneapolis, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/6/26

February 6, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Matt Damon, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Ripping The Headlines Today, 1/30/26

January 30, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Plato, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/26

January 23, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ex-NFL pro Matt Kahil’s penis size, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards

January 20, 2026 Paul Lander

Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs.

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/26

January 16, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Times Square 2026 New Year celebration , doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/25

January 9, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Russian freighter, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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