Family/Dog Cooking – The Rachael Ray Way.

Maybe it’s because I come from a different generation or maybe it’s because I’ve never cooked my family and my dog but I find inspiration in totally different ways than Rachael Ray.

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They Don’t Call Him Andy “Fingers” Murray For Nothing.

It’s time to highlight something in maroon color so it doesn’t get missed. Our imaginary son put on his imaginary shoes and ran away with the circus. Because Jill Y and I do not understand math, we […]

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The Great Poets

You should never pretend to be someone or something that you’re not. In 1981, I got ideas above my station and pretended to be funny. It was a thinly veiled pretence that fooled nobody. The […]

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If you only ask one question this year about soy milk…

A stupid person once said “Stumbling in the dark is not the same as the popularity of volleyball in Australia.” That stupid person was me. I’ve said many stupid things since then and with practice […]

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This Actually Happened. The Camera Never Lies. The Camera is Incapable of Lying.

Before we begin today’s proceedings, you need to know that this did NOT happen so there’s no need to send me hate mail or threats or hate threats of any sort. I’ll stress that one […]

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Those 47 minutes felt like years.

Jill Y was deciding what and what not to wear. I’m not saying she took a long time but I finished upgrading her computer and she still wasn’t ready.

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***Exclusive*** Selena Gomez gets a new man in her sights.

I haven’t invented anything in a couple of days so I thought I would invent glasses that never need to be cleaned. I’m working from a simple premise where you buy a pair of glasses […]

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These are not the droids I was looking for.

One makes incoherent noises in a screeching, tuneless way. The other is R2-D2.

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Family Wall Insulation.

We all feel ignored sometimes and it’s not a nice feeling. When you feel ignored, the best thing to do is to find someone who is being ignored more than you are. This will instantly […]

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