Lies

Bill Y is one of the more gullible, misunderstood and humble geniuses that you could ever have the misfortune of meeting. It isn’t that I’m better than anyone else, its just that nobody is as […]

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Thirsty Dave doesn’t do subtlety

Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]

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On Yer Bike

It’s time for a warning boys and girls. It’s a warning you should heed because what I’m about to share with you is very real so be very vigilant and make sure you give up […]

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DCO

Little is known about DCO except It’s commonly mistaken for CDO by Dyslexic Tad Denson who works in the field of Collateralized Debt Obligation. Myself, I don’t understand why it’s important to correct the words […]

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The short lived romantic involvement of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane

Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise […]

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Some things are just too close to call

This one is not easy to explain folks but that’s only because I’m massively confused. On reflection, the directions were simple. I had to meet a girl called Happy Sara who had a happy cat […]

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No onion no cry

It’s rare that I give a damn about kids because kids are just small versions of grown ups and I have as much time for grown ups as I have for kids. Kids need to […]

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How to get a MacBook Pro

I recently saved up for 17 years and bought myself a MacBook Pro. It’s an expensive business, plotting the impending removal of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and the MacBook is a necessary […]

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Scurvy Jane’s Story

Storytellers have an amazing gifted ability to tell stories. Most of us try to tell a story and have as much success as a parking meter attendant in a melted igloo. Some people are just […]

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School days are not even close to being the best days of your life.

This needs to be done and it needs to be done now. Just like an antidote for something that was created sometime, we need to create a comeback for something that’s sometimes said sometimes. It’s […]

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