When I was in school, I used to write a few big words instead of lots of small words like this.

If there’s an easy route to be taken, you’ll find me at the top of the queue. Bill Y isn’t exactly about over exertion, raising your voice or walking anywhere. Don’t for one moment think […]

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Compliments to the lady

Despite what you might not think, I sometimes think I don’t think things through. Jill Y and I were having one of our hourly disagreements and when I say disagreements, I mean break ups and […]

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Thirsty Dave and The Crest of a Wave

When Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane ended their relationship, it was not the happiest of times. Winter appeared in place of Summer, Autumn and that other season and a cold chill ached at the bones […]

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Who am I? I’m HandMuppet

I think I’ve missed my calling in life and will present the reasons by combining the following letters, words, sentences, paragraphs, and pictures, etc. I should have been a writer. I could have written stories […]

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The similarity between Bill Y and Will Y

Sometimes you just can’t help yourself. You know its wrong and you tell yourself its wrong but you don’t listen to yourself and then you wonder why you’re talking to yourself in the first place. […]

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A Toy Story – Natural-Born Leader

Our imaginary son is a good kid. Well, most of the time he is. He’s one of those natural-born leaders. Allow me to mention words which will hopefully explain my stance on this very matter: […]

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Where would we be without questions?

Everywhere I go, people ask me questions. Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, […]

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Barneygate – The truth is revealed

Sometimes you find out something that tears at the very fabric of society. Something that has evilly become ingrained into everyday life and you just want to shout “Told you so”. You knew it all […]

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What’s that Lassie? Timmy’s fallen down the well?

I’m not shy about telling you how clever my imaginary son is. Today I thought I would show you the other side of the little brat at his worse. He’s only gone and got himself […]

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Pie = 3.14 and vice-versa

I think it was Sugartastic Daddy John who said “It’s so hard to shop for women these days. The price has gone through the roof and there’s just not the same selection as there used […]

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