The fence – the best form of attack.

When I’m asked for my opinion on something, I give it. Sometimes when I’m not asked for my opinion, I give it. One time, I thought someone thought about asking for my opinion and I […]

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Thirsty Dave and the black magic curse or something.

Nobody knows exactly how he does it but Thirsty Dave exudes an alcoholic glow that women find irresistible rather than irritable. It seems to matter not that he speaks in tongues, unknown to the sober. […]

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Massively Confusing Error Messages

Yesterday, I didn’t tell you about the very unusual, specific Windows error messages I’ve been getting. The messages are personal and seem to be picking on me. Without going into a long story, I obtained […]

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A Little Sense Goes A Long Way

If you surround yourself with positive people, positivity will rub off you. If you surround yourself with negative people, negativity will run through you faster than the Millennium Falcon being chased by The Enterprise across […]

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Tips to avoid alligator attacks

We’re not big fans of the Irish playwright, essayist, and pamphleteer, George Bernard Shaw, preferring the more lucid writings of the Irish novelist, dramatist and screenwriter, Roddy Doyle. If for some reason, you are not […]

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It isn’t even a special occasion but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to get her flowers

It bothers me when she says I’m not romantic:

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Tony’s phone must be off the hook.

Scurvy Jane decided that she was going to decide to do it. She thought about applying for the position for one week and three weeks and two days. It was a management position that included […]

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