Lounge Lizards and Me
Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I […]
Tag: men
Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women
This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]
He Might Only Have Eyes for Me but Where are his Ears?
During one of my insomnia nights, I decided to grab my laptop and read some online news. There was an interesting article (and I cannot find it now, so I have to wonder if I […]
Trying to Get Men to Date
I was helping a guy friend fill out a profile for a dating site. This was a new experience for me. Usually, I am called in to help my female friends build a profile that […]
“Queen of One Date” Tells All
“Sam, you have to help me!” I cried into the phone. “What is it, Babe? Try and calm down and tell me what’s wrong.” “I don’t get it. I’ve become the “QUEEN OF ONE […]
The Collateral Damage of a Friend’s Breakup
One of my friends was unceremoniously dumped over a Burger King lunch. The week or so before this traumatic event, she was convinced that her beloved was going to pop the question, and he did, […]
The Dangerous Man
I was talking a newly single friend of mine, and one of her regrets in life is that she never had her “dangerous man”. While men do not understand why women are attracted to dangerous […]