Very few people are worth listening to but every now and sometimes…

It’s rare that I don’t have utter contempt for someone and rarer still that I still want to tell someone that still waters don’t run. I know one Nickleback song and that’s three songs too […]

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Tristan Barker doesn’t mince his words

Tristan Barker doesn’t mince his words. We bought him a mince maker machine and he puts everything into that machine. Well, everything except his words. Tristan Barker insisted on keeping his words because he is […]

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Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients

What is it with people and their love of complaining and their hatred of everything and their fondness of things? It seems like someone only has to stop sleeping for a month these days and […]

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Science? Good or Ungood?

Science, like a calculator, answers the really difficult questions in life. If it wasn’t for Science, there would be no beer to drown out the terror that the sound of Bon Jovi insist on making […]

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One of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do is to stop loving someone because they’ve stopped loving you.

It’s happy time boys and girls because it’s time to learn and as we all know, happiness is learning. In my head where Bon Jovi do not exist, I contemplate the square root of a […]

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Professor Google

When the sound of Bon Jovi can no longer be heard and my time has come to leave this world, I will look back with a single regret. I will wish that I had gone […]

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Magic

Some say conversation is an art form but it’s not an art form. Art is an art form, as is the understanding of how magnets work and the work of art that is the music […]

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Advice From A Tree

I may not be a Grammy-award winning Musician, Poet and Golden-Globe nominated Actor but I know everything about everything and everyone. Because of this it’s sometimes easy to forget that you, the less brilliant, might […]

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Google Images

More than one word has been written about Google and I’m going to add to those words right now. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of […]

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It’s so easy to get lost

Jill Y has somehow become a fan of pretension. While I hang out with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John, she now hangs out with Count Niles of Absinthe, Lady Avon de Actual […]

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