Book judging by covers
Fake Swedish girl is not Swedish. She’s as real as the sweat on Bono’s brow as he berates the bejaysus out of an audience that gets what they want. Fake Swedish girl has blonde hair. Because […]
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Together at last
Sugartastic Daddy John has a dream where two pop culture icons blend into one and make the world a better place. Pop culture icon number one is Ice Cube. This dude is not poor by […]
This is not a stick-up
If I turn into a woman for the 4th time and give birth for the 2nd time, I’ll do things differently than the first three times and also learn Math.You learn from your mistakes and […]
Music soothes the savage beast
Well this just sucks. I’ve decided to open up and share and I’m not going to pretend I like it at all. My favorite song is The Seedling by Bonnie Prince Bill Y. I’ve no […]
The fear is real
Bill Y is scared and massively so. What you are about to see in not based on actual fact but just because something is made up, doesn’t mean it isn’t real. I wouldn’t be someone […]
Thirsty Dave and the long face
Thirsty Dave knows as much about the truth as sodium pentothal knows about 2nd hand kettle bells. Most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is as real as a unicorn teaching Photoshop […]
Amazing Bigfoot caught on tape!!!
People don’t believe me. Maybe it’s because I make things up make outrageous, unrealistic claims or could it be that the world is not ready to face up to the stark reality of the truth? […]
Thirsty Dave gets in touch with his inner child for Christmas
Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him […]
A Cat-astrophe waiting to happen
If I could have your attention for a moment please? I don’t mean to be alarmist, a realist or a percussionist in a band that doesn’t play funk for the soul but I have some […]
Hungry Paul
Show me someone who has never been arrested and I’ll show you a unicorn with an alcohol dependency. Some people are arrested so often that they become friends with their arresting officer and end up […]