Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather purse she was admiring. She thought I was a salesperson so I told her it was FREE because she was the 100th customer, Amen.
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I had somebody call me one time(wrong number) to call off work that day. I almost said sure take the whole week off. lol Don’t worry I didn’t.
HAHAHAHA! Bill, I would have told them to take the whole week off . . . with pay! Hence my “burn in hell” statement.
Oh, but some of us think it’s fun to BE snarky. It takes a lot of thought and work to come up with a good piece of sarcasm. For that, we deserve a Versace handbag occasionally.
HAHAHA! Yes, Kathy we do deserve a Versace handbag, it’s just that infernal prison time that make me nervous!
Well, if you want to dream about owning a Versace handbag, but you don’t want to be bothered with such reality items as price tags, you can always look here:
http://www.versace.com/en/women-fashion-and-accessories/fw-2012-13/accessories/bags
It doesn’t put one of them into your hands, but you do avoid that pesky jail time.
Believe it or not, you can even buy Versace knockoffs online! I thought that was illegal! LOL!
Because she was a snarky woman, that’s why.
Indeed Bill and because I love using the term “snarky”.
Oh my! Well, that was a fun joke on her! LOL
Yes it’s always fun watching snarky people being taken away in handcuffs!
I’ll have to warn a lot of my friends to keep their mouths shut around you (except for the ones who actually like to play with handcuffs)!
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