Don't get these wet.
If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do it. This isn’t easy, because the average cat is too smart for the most intelligent human.
A fat woman should never wear a bikini in public. Those suits with the little skirts are already bad enough. I am a fat woman, which makes me an expert, so pay attention.
Doing incredibly dumb things is not a recommended way to win an award. (*)
If you are really bad at something, don’t try to find people who will say you are good at it. You won’t get any better at it just because you got someone to kiss your butt.
Guys: If a woman acts like she doesn’t like you, don’t assume she is playing hard to get. She probably really doesn’t like you.
(*) A Darwin Award, of course: http://www.darwinawards.com/index.chapter1.html
The exception to the bikini point is, “Unless you’re in Walmart 30-minutes before closing while holding a package of maxi-pads.”
I can’t answer this one, so I’ll just laugh.
Damn cats! I hate playing reverse psychology with them.
It makes living with a cat especially challenging. It’s part of their charm, though, in a perverse sort of way.
I never thought this would happen and I don’t believe it has but it has. I’m actually going to disagree with one of ‘Kathy’s Points to Remember’. Usually when a woman acts like she doesn’t like me, she totally despises me and I can live with that because I’m a despicable human being. However, the love of my life, acted all distant, when I first met her and I should have walked away from her but I really needed that mortgage so I persevered and 5 years on, I’m paying back that mortgage.
There are exceptions to every rule, and I’m glad that you found one of them.
