1. If your boss is yelling at you, it’s because he is mad about something he thinks you did, he is the boss and he can.
2. If your boss is yelling at you and you didn’t do anything wrong, remember No. 1 above.
3. Don’t try to hold a glass to your face by sucking the air out of it and letting go with your hands. It’s a bad idea.
4. Wonder Bread smothered with margarine and sugar is not a nutritious snack for a growing child.
5. Never try to take a bicycle ride in the middle of a snowstorm. Although I have never done this, I imagine there are people who are dumb enough to try it, so I figured it would be good to warn them against it.
Or the boss is mad about something from his home life and is taking it out on you. Which means you should keep doing this to annoy him until he strokes out (ie facilitating a layoff from below.)
Wonder bread is not a nutritious snack. Period.
I know all about boss yelling and once had a boss who took yelling to an art form. Each day and each night, he would practice that yelling in his room. One day Simon Cowell noticed hm and now he’s a semi-famous but damn annoying singer. True story or is it?
It’s as good an explanation as any, right?