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Kathy’s Points to Remember

November 10, 2012

1. If your boss is yelling at you, it’s because he is mad about something he thinks you did, he is the boss and he can.

2. If your boss is yelling at you and you didn’t do anything wrong, remember No. 1 above.

3. Don’t try to hold a glass to your face by sucking the air out of it and letting go with your hands. It’s a bad idea.

4. Wonder Bread smothered with margarine and sugar is not a nutritious snack for a growing child.

5. Never try to take a bicycle ride in the middle of a snowstorm. Although I have never done this, I imagine there are people who are dumb enough to try it, so I figured it would be good to warn them against it.

Kathy Minicozzi

Kathy Minicozzi is an opera singer turned aspiring writer, who lives somewhere in New York City. In other words, she's weird, but harmless. She is the author of "Opera for People Who Don't Like It," in which she turns the world of opera and its performers upside down while, at the same time, making it understandable to non-opera lovers and making everyone laugh.

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4 Responses to Kathy’s Points to Remember

  1. November 12, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    Or the boss is mad about something from his home life and is taking it out on you. Which means you should keep doing this to annoy him until he strokes out (ie facilitating a layoff from below.)

  2. November 11, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    Wonder bread is not a nutritious snack. Period.

  3. November 11, 2012 at 5:03 am

    I know all about boss yelling and once had a boss who took yelling to an art form. Each day and each night, he would practice that yelling in his room. One day Simon Cowell noticed hm and now he’s a semi-famous but damn annoying singer. True story or is it?

    • Kathy Minicozzi
      November 11, 2012 at 3:04 pm

      It’s as good an explanation as any, right?

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