2. If your boss is yelling at you and you didn’t do anything wrong, remember No. 1 above.
3. Don’t try to hold a glass to your face by sucking the air out of it and letting go with your hands. It’s a bad idea.
4. Wonder Bread smothered with margarine and sugar is not a nutritious snack for a growing child.
5. Never try to take a bicycle ride in the middle of a snowstorm. Although I have never done this, I imagine there are people who are dumb enough to try it, so I figured it would be good to warn them against it.