I used to think my lack of confidence had something to do with not being as good as everyone else but it turns out that it’s to do with everyone else being better than me. It’s not like I don’t try. I try but just get massively confused very easily. So there I was in Subway, trying to decide what I was going to have and it happened again. I stood there for nine hours trying to use that logic stuff that Spock goes on about but I just could not get my head around it. Everyone else probably knows the answer to this but not me:
It’s those pampered California cows!
A big shout out to the California posse and I’d just like to say that Bill Y did not call you or any of your food “pampered cows!” 🙂
So, California is so special they get their own calorie counting measure. No wonder so many of those women are bulimic!
Sure we would all be bulimic if we could make our own measurements up!