Crank it Up Baby!
There’s nothing like driving with the top down and cranking up the music on hot summer nights. I remember my old 1970 Volkswagen Rabbit with the crappy red vinyl seats that literally turned in to molten […]
There’s nothing like driving with the top down and cranking up the music on hot summer nights. I remember my old 1970 Volkswagen Rabbit with the crappy red vinyl seats that literally turned in to molten […]
A recent news article from Westminster, California reported that Catherine Kieu-Becker could get life in prison for penis chopping. On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to her estranged husband. […]
So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day. Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable. For your convenience I’ve listed them […]
On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one […]
Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Gooood Mornin’, Hillbilly Health Care Services, kin I help ya’. Bubba: Hey, I was wonderin’ how long are my kids covered under my health insurance? Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Well, lookin’ […]
Texting – it is the plague of the twenty first century; a virus that debilitates language. It has infected our society so much that we are losing our ability to write without using at least a half […]
Joey: Hey Ant’ny, ya’ coming to my party tonight? Pissed Off Anthony: Joey, I keep tellin’ ya’ man my name has 3 syllables!! Puzzled Joey: Oh okay, “Yo’ Ant’ny” . . . ya’ coming to my […]
Most of you know that I live in a RFD area. For those who don’t know what RFD means it’s an abbreviation for Rural Free Delivery but I prefer Rural Farm District. It’s a big […]
I had my genealogy done and yes it stated that my ancestry began in Africa, through Europe, to the Americas. I also have all 5 markers for Naive American. I guess that mean if you […]