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Author: Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

Gunfighters, Romance and Espresso

June 10, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

An old western writer friend of mine once told me that authentic cowboy poetry consisted of two things: Number one to keep a western cadence and number two, most importantly – to drop your G’s. […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylecowboy humor, cowboy poetry, espresso, gary cooper, high noon, Starbucks, western writers

Oy vey!

June 6, 2011June 6, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench chatting while they waited for their bus.  Their casual conversation eventually leads them to talking about sex.  One gentleman asked the other, “So how often do you […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhaving sex, old folks, senior citizens, sex talk

Statements Made by the Slightly Inebriated

June 4, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Have you ever walked into a bar at closing time?  It can be a humorous event. By the time last call is announced and the patrons have tossed their car keys in the Need-A-Cab basket […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebars, drinking, drunk people, happy hour, inebriated

Rural Router Quickie Fix

June 2, 2011June 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Our rural area  has major issues with the Internet service. We constantly need to reset our router.  If you’ve ever needed to reboot your home wireless router, you know it’s important to disconnect it from […]

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11 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycomputers, country living, internet, routers, sexy, wireless

And That’s the Honest to God Truth!

June 1, 2011June 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

People always ask me, “What’s it like to be a writer?”  My usual response is sore fingers, bad eye strain and an occasional bout of writer’s block.  However, my passion is stories about everyday life […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fictioncountry folks, funny stories, God, gossip, old men, RFD, writers, writers block

Badgering Bovine with Rhetorical Questions

May 28, 2011June 1, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Cows – what gentle creatures they are. They give us milk, eat grass and hay, have four stomachs, and moo. Well, at least that’s the image city folk have. I dare you to drive down […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebarns, country life, country living, cows, farming, green pastures, mountains, pastures

Six Word Memoirs

May 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

The objective of  Six Word Memoirs is to generate a story or a special moment using  six word only.  Today my Six Word Memoirs was inspired by my husband Pete.  I was feeling down and needed a bit of tea and sympathy  – […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Words to Think Upondancing, happy, love, wedding music

Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places

May 21, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes!  She must be so embarrassed!”  No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease.  I bet she’s thrilled that […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecell phones, deb martin-webster, movies, places, public, talking, texting

Joke of the Day — 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011July 21, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

The other day I saw a sign on the door of my bank that read, “No Dogs Allowed — Seeing Eye Dogs Exempted.”  Who is this sign for?

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybanking, braille, reading braille, seeing eye dog, service dogs

Plaid Robes, Bunny Slippers, and Marshmallow Fluff

May 19, 2011September 28, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster
Supermarket Shopping After Midnight

Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff?     Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working […]

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19 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebunny slippers, food, groceries, midnight shoppers, robes, shopping, supermarket shopping, weird people shopping

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