Oooh, That’s Gotta Hurt!
A recent news article from Westminster, California reported that Catherine Kieu-Becker could get life in prison for penis chopping. On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to her estranged husband. […]
Author: Deb Martin-Webster
After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.
Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.
Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.
YOU’RE SO FIRED!
So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day. Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable. For your convenience I’ve listed them […]
Fact or Fiction about the American War of Independence
On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one […]
Hillbilly Health Care
Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Gooood Mornin’, Hillbilly Health Care Services, kin I help ya’. Bubba: Hey, I was wonderin’ how long are my kids covered under my health insurance? Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Well, lookin’ […]
Rant is the New Rage: Text Obsessed Generation
Texting – it is the plague of the twenty first century; a virus that debilitates language. It has infected our society so much that we are losing our ability to write without using at least a half […]
Only in South Philly
Joey: Hey Ant’ny, ya’ coming to my party tonight? Pissed Off Anthony: Joey, I keep tellin’ ya’ man my name has 3 syllables!! Puzzled Joey: Oh okay, “Yo’ Ant’ny” . . . ya’ coming to my […]
Rural Paraphernalia for the Easily Amused
Most of you know that I live in a RFD area. For those who don’t know what RFD means it’s an abbreviation for Rural Free Delivery but I prefer Rural Farm District. It’s a big […]
Them Crazy Genes
I had my genealogy done and yes it stated that my ancestry began in Africa, through Europe, to the Americas. I also have all 5 markers for Naive American. I guess that mean if you […]
Dear (insert name) Thank You
“Dear Debbie Martina-Weber, thank you for your recent interest in our dandruff shampoo. We hope you enjoy your free sample and become an Itchy Twitchy Shampoo user.” I hate pop-up ads! I have one of […]