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Author: Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

How-To versus DIY Websites

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Have you noticed that the internet has become inundated with “How-To and DIY” websites? They can tell you how to do the simplest of things like, “How to Drink Water, How to Blow Your Nose […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipshow to article, How to books, how to fix damn near everything

Helpful Tips for Grandparents Raising Grandchildren

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

You are almost 60-years old. The nest has been empty for quite a while. You’ve worked all of your life and were looking forward to those quiet husband and wife moments of travel, volunteer and […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsgrandchild, grandchildren, grandparenting, grandparents, parenting, raising children, raising grandchildren

How to Peel an Orange

April 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Orange, one of a handful of words that has no perfect rhyme equivalency is an extraordinary fruit. It has a delicious sweet pulp inside with a thick bitter outer layer of skin. The orange is […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleorange, orange growers, orange juice, peels

Women and the Art of Parallel Parking

April 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this article would be better read in the narrative voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleparallel parking, parking, women parking, women's issues

Chonicles of a Second Generation Psychic – Part 2

April 23, 2011August 24, 2013 Deb Martin-Webster

In my first article Chronicles of a Second Generation Psychic, one of our  HumorOutcasts writer, L.B. Woodgate asked a very good question, “Can you communicate with the dead and if so how does that feel?” […]

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1 CommentLifestyleESP, Precognition, psychic ability, psychic powers

Chronicles of a Second Generation Psychic

April 21, 2011June 3, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

 Spooky girl, weirdo, freak, witch, I’ve heard them all. Ever since I was a child I knew that I had a unique ability that was different from everyone else. I always seemed to know when […]

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9 CommentsLifestyleESP, Precognition, psychic ability, psychic powers

Rant is the New Rage: Stating the Obvious

April 19, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Whenever I’m out and about mingling with the general public someone always picks me out of a crowd to ask  an inanely obvious questions.  I love to people watch.  I get my best stories ideas from people interacting with their […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebreast implants, online banking, tourist attractions

Bitching Your Way to Good Health

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

My ex-husband said I could bitch a blue streak. He said I could be asleep and still find something to bitch about. I guess he was right. After our divorce I started feeling better. Was […]

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Coping with CRAFT Disease

April 17, 2011August 27, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

As a chronic sufferer of CRAFT disease I can honestly say that it has not been an easy adjustment. At the age forty-five I began developing mild symptoms however by fifty the symptoms worsened. My […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylecraft, disease, funny, humor, medical humor, stories

Rant is the New Rage: Plastic Flowers in Gardens

April 15, 2011December 27, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

As an avid gardener I love to go out in my gardens and feel the hot sun on my cheeks, (that’s my face cheeks you perverts) and the soft garden soil beneath my feet.  I take […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifeanger, deb martin-webster, rage, ranting

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