Consuela Translates the Language of Emojis
Dear Lovers of Love– Even though Consuela has been around since the XXth century, she must keep up with the times. A new innovation that has appeared on the dating scene is an “emoji”–a little […]
Category: Fiction
Brain of Presidential Debate Fact-Checker Explodes, Leveling Manhattan Apartment Building
New York City firefighters were still searching for bodies Friday morning after the collapse of a Manhattan apartment building caused by a fact-checker’s brain blowing up during Thursday night’s Presidential debate. According to NYC Fire […]
As Birth Rate Declines, Children’s Books Outnumber Children
KANKAKEE, Illinois. The Center for Population Studies here is the nation’s leading barometer of the number and nature of America’s future citizens, often forecasting dire shortages that send shockwaves through the nation’s economy. “Who knew […]
Diary of a Restaurant Hostess
Dear Diary– What a night! Sometimes when I think I’ve seen it all, I’m shocked at the depths that diners at classy restaurants like mine, Chez (which for some reason is pronounced “shay”) Ignacio, will […]
Canada Devalues Currency in Bid to Reverse Hockey Fortunes
OTTAWA, Canada. Stunned by the Edmonton Oilers’ loss in the Stanley Cup finals, Canadian officials today devalued the nation’s currency against those of other hockey-playing countries, a move they hope will help reverse its declining […]
Luring the Recluse
A 17-year-old Hungarian girl lured chess champ Bobby Fischer out of seclusion with a letter that began “I would like to sell you the world’s best vacuum cleaner! Now that I have your interest, turn […]