To the untrained eye, there is no craft involved in the nonsense we produce. To the trained eye, there is no craft involved in the nonsense we produce. This is because there is no craft involved in the nonsense we produce. We’re not the type of collective who pretend we understand quantum levitation, kidney infections or Harry Potter and The Philosophy of How Magnets Work. Throughout the years we’ve come to terms with our many limitations and are relaxed with our lack of ambition. When it comes to the words, you don’t attain the level of mediocrity we’ve achieved without taking lessons. With this in mind, we’d like to thank the guy who taught us because he’s a teaching legend:
One of theses days, my big mouth will get me into trouble! 🙂
Actually, there is a great deal of craft in the nonsense we produce, but we try not to let anyone know this.
And why didn’t I ever think of offering my services as a writing tutor when I was in college? Damn! I could have really soaked my fellow students and paid my way through school that way!
There’s no craft in my particular brand of nonsense. There is a process involved. It starts with putting the beer down and then scribbling a few words together!
Shhh! You’re giving away every writer’s professional secret! 😉