I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit of kicking me in the face so much that I’m beginning to wonder if I even like it anymore. Don Trump’s hair never gets kicked in the face but if it did, it would have a carefully constructed plan to make to it look like it didn’t:
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He probably goes through combs quickly! Or at least his hair does!
Looking at that terrifying picture, it would be hard to disagree with that.
It’s like looking at one of those picutres NASA releases when a massive hurricane is rolling in.
Maybe they should use his pretend hair as training material for up and coming weather forecasters!
Donald Trump should just shave his head and leave it at that. If he’s worried about his looks, he doesn’t have to be because he doesn’t have any in the first place. (Looks, I mean.)
I don’t know, a bald Don Tump telling me I’m fired might even cause the nightmares to intensify!
As long as The Donald has his wealth, he doesn’t have to worry about how silly he looks with that combover. It didn’t work for Julius Caesar, either. Of course, nobody dared to tell him that.
Now that is true but Trumpy is a hell of a lot more terrifying than Caesar was!