1,2,3,4 Don Trump’s Pretend Hair Knows The Score

I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit of kicking me in the face so much that I’m beginning to wonder if I even like it anymore. Don Trump’s hair never gets kicked in the face but if it did, it would have a carefully constructed plan to make to it look like it didn’t:

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8 thoughts on “1,2,3,4 Don Trump’s Pretend Hair Knows The Score”

  1. Donald Trump should just shave his head and leave it at that. If he’s worried about his looks, he doesn’t have to be because he doesn’t have any in the first place. (Looks, I mean.)

      1. As long as The Donald has his wealth, he doesn’t have to worry about how silly he looks with that combover. It didn’t work for Julius Caesar, either. Of course, nobody dared to tell him that.

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