Kathy’s Points to Remember

See how easy this is?
See how easy this is?
Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole world will laugh at you until people find something else to amuse them.

Don’t try to take an upside-down picture by standing on your head. It’s much easier just to turn the picture upside-down after you take it, if you really care enough to be into that kind of thing.

If you think you are an idiot, there is a good chance you are one. If everyone tells you that you are an idiot, it’s pretty definite.

Don’t dress your dog and your kid in the same outfit and take their picture, no matter how cute they look. The dog will be mortified, and he won’t speak to you for at least a month.

You’ll never become successful by failing. Trust me on this one.

You can be funny all of the time or some of the time, but if you are never funny at any time don’t try to be a comedian.

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4 thoughts on “Kathy’s Points to Remember”

  1. I just knew this was going to happen soon but not this soon. Its got to the stage where I want to do exactly what you tell me not to do. Growing up, I had this rebellious streak that landed me in several prisons. I’m trying hard to fight it but I think I’m going to try and be funny, some of the time!

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