Sugartastic Daddy John broke into our apartment this morning. He’s recently started selling alarms and wanted to highlight how simple it would be, to break in, without an adequate alarm system in place. He helped himself to the beer in the fridge, before we even noticed that he was there but it did make us think. As poor people, we don’t have the money for some hi-tech prevention system that alerts an elite army of mercenaries to “sort out” intruders. Having said that, the alarm system that we currently use, doesn’t cost a thing and seems to be working fine:
That looks like an arts and craft table for a psychopath.
We prefer to call it our “table of no remorse”!
I might add a pic of me in a prom dress and jig heels, just to add a little weirdness.
We can always take that to the next level and leave a heart on the table. It doesn’t necessarily have to be a human heart now, a pigs heart would do.
It looks like you are officially “alarmed,” just like Hyacinth Bucket.
Maybe a picture of Mrs Bucket might scare any intruders away!
That is a brilliant idea. If you can make sure she has her Royal Doulton (with the hand painted periwinkles) and an invitation to one of her candlelight suppers, you’ll have something scarier than The Bride of Frankenstein!
Now that is a very specific request but yeah, leave it with me!
Low tech brilliance!
That would depend on how high the coffee table is!
Brilliant concept Bill. Our coffee table usually displays a shot gun and a pack of cigarettes. 😉
Your coffee table would make a good anti-cigarette commercial!
That’s great. Thanks for the laugh.
It’s all funny until people realize that it’s no joke!
Be sure to put a sticker on your door or window alerting all thieves that you have a hidden surveillance system installed. Another cheap cosmetic solution for your theft concerns. 🙂
Sweet idea. If I’m going to do this badly, I’m going to do it really badly!
What a great idea! I think this should be used in every alarm system package. Even if the entire world used this, a burglar wouldn’t know who was a murderer and who wasn’t. Hm. Sort of like everyday life though. Very Funny Bill Y 🙂
Once that little seed is planted, I’d imagine the average burglar would be scarred enough to walk away!