This girl kneels down in the confessional and says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turns, takes a good look at the girl and says, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.” | HumorOutcasts

This girl kneels down in the confessional and says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turns, takes a good look at the girl and says, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”


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4 Responses to This girl kneels down in the confessional and says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turns, takes a good look at the girl and says, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”

  1. August 8, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    There are some sins for which the penance can last many years. 😉

    • Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
      August 12, 2018 at 9:17 am

      Many have an interest in that.

  2. Bill Spencer
    August 8, 2018 at 6:45 am

    Our father,
    Forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors.

    • Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
      August 12, 2018 at 9:21 am

      As Brexit will show, losing pounds will never be so easy.



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