Last year sucked in many ways. Unfortunately, it’s unreasonable to expect eight billion people, viruses, and the forces of nature to better themselves in 2025.
Sigh.
So it’s up to me to improve our world.
I hereby resolve to
1) Not eat mushrooms
2) Not eat lutefisk
3) Not wear pajamas all day long unless quite ill.
Many of you, no doubt, notice that I make these same resolutions and that I keep them, every single one of them. Thank you.
“I’ve never strayed from all I believe.
“I’m blessed with an iron will.
“Had I been made the partner of Eve,
“We’d be in Eden still.”
– Sir Lanceleot, Camelot
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?